Fatigue

Here's a recipe for making a pregnant lady very sleepy and lazy.

1.  Work outside in the yard for four hours on Saturday.  Scoop up loads of dirt and grass, lay sod, and mow.

2.  Get up between 2:30 am and 5:30 am early Sunday morning when 88-year-old grandma is rushed to hospital with bronchitis.

3.  Wake up at 10 am Sunday and work in the yard for another four hours.  Dig a trench, shovel dirt, and make repeated Home Depot runs.

After following these simple instructions, said pregnant lady will spend all of Sunday evening glued to the couch watching her husband do laundry.  Don't worry, she'll do a great job at work on Monday only to come home and whine like a baby after doing 30 minutes on an elliptical trainer.

Here's hoping that I can recover from my horribly taxing weekend!!